No one in human history has ever stolen someone else’s romantic partner. Significant others have changed their mind, been persuaded, been coerced, or even been forced, raped, or abducted, but no one’s boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. has ever been fucking stolen because humans are not fucking objects, no matter who or how many try to tell you otherwise. Sorry, buddy. Your wallet got stolen. Your girlfriend chose to be with another person.
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"