when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
“my dragons made no such promise” dude she probably uses this excuse all the time. jorahs probably like “khaleesi leave the last cookie for me please” and she’s all “sure thing” and then drogon takes it and gives it to her and jorah is like ffs khaleesi and she’s like it wasnT mE

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
Favorite movie: Thor
“Bifrost”